By:Alyssa Long a.k.a. Bread or Schniggle 4
Long ago, in a far away land, four s were born. Their names were:
Lauren, descendant of Lord Michael Hauer and Lady Rachel
Alyssa, descendant of King Eric Fontaine and Queen Christine
Sarah, descendant of the Pannici dynasty
and lastly, Alyssa, descendant of Emperor Bailey Long and Emperess Susan
All four of these s never knew they would one day be famous, as well as sisters.
Their story is known all over the world. But one question still remains today:
How did such young s achieve such a difficult task? Some people think it was luck.
Others belive it was truly a white lie. Amazingly, none of these rumors are true. The
truth really is one word: DESTINY. Please remember this moment in time as
you, the viewer, will experience the story of the four *Schniggles.
The story begins in the year of 2002, 8 years after the birth of all four
*schniggles, at New England Dance Academy. That was where Alyssa and Alyssa had their
first visit. Building a stronger relationship every time they met with each other
(don't worry, it was a friendly relationship,) Alyssa finnaly introduced Alyssa to her
best friend, Lauren. Now instead of two duos, they made one trio. They carried each other
through the years until fifth grade, not literally if you are that dumb. Now when I say until, you, the viewer, are probably
thinking,"Oh no! They lost their friendship during a stupid fight." Well you thought wrong.
Fifth grade was when the trio met Sarah, a sensitive, conserved, quiet, shy, person.
(I hope you know that Sarah is really the opposite of everything I said.) That was when
chaos started brewing. But these four s could handle it.
The year of 2005 is one the years our country will never forget. In the year of 2005
the famous sandwich was founded by Alyssa, Alyssa, Lauren, and Sarah. It all started when Sarah complimented
Lauren's sense of humor by saying,"You are the big cheese." That's when Lauren replied,
"Well Sarah, you are as rambunctious as a turkey." Then it just built up from there. Considering
the Alyssa's shared the same name, they became the bread of the sandwich. Later,all four
of the s agreed that the ingredient you are should start with the first initial of your name.
So that was when the Alyssa's became Awesomely Awesome Bread, Sarah became Smoked Turkey, and
Lauren became Landolake's Cheese.
SISTERLY love, noticed I underlined sisterly, kept the sandwich s such close friends,
they were pracitcally sisters. Along their journey of fame,they saw the most pathetic
site: two forgotten sandwich-potential s in distress. Their names?
Savanna and Jayni. Normally, people as famous and royal as the sandwich, would just
ignore people as lonely as Savanna and Jayni. That's what Paris Hilton does. But the
Sandwich s did not idolize Paris Hilton. They idolized someone in their hometown, someone
who had a kind heart and like them, discriminated against Paris Hilton. Her name is...Ha! Guess what?!
I'm not gonna tell you since who the Sandwich s idolize is confidential. But, I'll give you a
hint:Nyrsicken Deniteh.
Anyways, since the Sandwich s were kind-hearted, like Nyrsicken Deniten
they, instead of being all snobby like Paris Hilton, asked Savanna and Jayni to join the
Sandwich crew. And you could have guessed that Savanna and Jayni were overjoyed. They finally
would be remembered, famous, and acually noticed, which is every 's dream.
Yet, as you know, usually only s and celebrities live this dream. That's another reason
why the Sandwich s are known so well- becase 4 dancers ted the cheerleading world.
Alright, about Savanna and Jayni. As the Sandwich s were deciding Savanna and Jayni's sandwich
identity, all rules had to apply to them as well as the fact that their ingredient had
had to be a step lower than the four originals. After their discussion, the Sandwich s confirmed
that Savanna would be Savanna Salami, a backup meat and Jayni would be Jayni's Mayonaisse, the Sandwich's
first and last condiment. To be noticed, the original sandwich s called themselves Schniggles: one of the four
founding mothers of the sandwich. The order was Bread-Schniggle 1, Cheese-Schniggle 2, Turkey-Schniggle 3, and
Bread- Schniggle 4. It was then all of the six sandwich s knew their sandwich was complete.All of them knew
it was going to be a beautiful friendship. And if you think this is the end, well...it isn't.
It was a new beginning. It was the beginning of an era: the Sisterhood of the Dancers.
You have just viewed the history of the Sandwich s saga. Yes, I know, it is a remarkable
story. What are they doing right now? Let's take a look inside their mind to see what their thinking-
Alyssa: When will Ryan call me to whisk me away on another romantic date?
Alyssa: Have you seen Kim's Bhudda? She lost it again.
Lauren: Oh, Cory, you're sooooooooooo HOT! I love you.
Sarah:
As you can see, they have grown, but they are still the same Sandwich ingredient. You can visit them
in North Attleboro but there might be a line. You're probably wondering how I know all this information. No,
I'm not a stalker. The reason I know all this information is beacause I was a Sandwich
girl. I lived through the fame, I shared the fortune with the other 5 s.
So whenever you bite into your liverwurst sandwich, pastrami sandwich, or whatever,
remember one thing: US.
By:Alyssa Long a.k.a. Bread or Schniggle 4
